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Best Man Wedding Speech with Many JokesThe number has arrived?. its time for a little character assassination?..and as Kyle lift out man?..its my opportunity to specify him.Although, as Henry the Eighth verbalise to each of his wives?..I wont keep you longHaving never make this before, I re every(prenominal)y didn?t know how long my speech should sustain-placeGeneral opinion suggests it should last about as long as it takes the groom to make heat, so?..(hand gesture) Thank you and good night. If only I was joking.When Kyle first asked me to be his best man, I thought it would be a terrific honour, But, as time has gone by I?ve get that being best man is alot like making love to princess Ann, it?s a great honour, but you wish to god someone else was doing it. astir(predicate) GroomNow, all the books tell me I shouldn?t just slate him?which makes it difficult, I must tell you a bit about him, and indicate his good points as well (I?m told)Kyle was born on In the same year?..B ritish Decimal Coins were introducedThe first Kodak Instamatic camera was producedThe boing 747 and concorde make their first flights?Test tube fertilisation of human egg. andScientists designed the epidural anaesthesia injection to ease the pain of child birth, fascinatingInterestingly enough, in September 1968, soon after Kyle was born, family planning soon became widely open Believe it or not Kyle did go to school, bu... ...es and gentlemen Id like you to raise your specs??to the bar staffBeing serious for one moment we should not forget the new Mr & Mrs (C). To you both I say?..May your love be modern enough to survive the times?. and old fashioned enough to last forever.Today is a day when each of us wishes the happy couple well. Being human (and living with Kyle) they will get their disagreements. Life being what it is, there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that tonight, we are all wishing them happiness and health in those years to come.And so my last ta sk (before I can really enjoy a drink) is to apprize a toastwill you all please raise your provide to the new Mr & Mrs ___________